Good lord, lady, I get that you love photography and that is the whole point that you are in this class, but really, you don’t have to play instructor 24/7. I still cannot believe that our teacher had you play professor and “teach” us all about Camera RAW. Pretty much, you played with your pictures and messed with scrollbars on the overhead projector. Big deal. In our book there is an entire section explaining how to use RAW. By a qualified Photoshop Specialist.

What is upsetting is that I like you, but I really don’t like how elitist you were acting. I mean, you do good work. Congratulations. But you are NOT a teacher. If you’d like to be one, feel free to transfer to a different class, get a degree, and then come back and teach us.

While your pictures are good, I’m going to have to work even harder to make mine twice as amazing as yours. Because in my head this is SO a competition. Watch out, sweetheart, because I’m ace when it comes to nature photography. Your rose pictures don’t even compare. Especially not once I’ve read the book on RAW and foxified them.

Sincerely,
the girl whose photos will dominate your soul

PS – Thanks for letting me borrow a dollar to get chocolate. But really, the race is on.