March, 2010

life, you crazy little minx

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we just keep trying.

we’ll make it.

somehow



someone clothe that enormous girl!

I saw Alice in Wonderland this weekend. Loved it. My favorite part of it all was the fashion. I’ll take Alice’s wardrobe in my size, please. Well, you can keep the White Queen silver coat outfit. But I definitely would rock the red queen inspired look.

And for my audio production class we are supposed to review a movie to examine how sound is used in it. I will be using this excuse to validate seeing it a second time in theatres. Yes, yes I will. And I’m dressing up. I have a black and white corset that would suit the occasion splendidly.

I always feel left out of those cool premieres where everyone dresses up like the characters. Those always look like such fun. So I’ve decided to take it upon myself. What the hell. Maybe it’ll amuse the other people standing in line waiting to buy tickets. Besides, I need an excuse to break out the eyeliner.

I’m dressing up as Bella for the Eclipse premiere. Of course, for me it’s easy. Just add a hoodie and a grumpy expression. Holla! I can do that.

Yes, I’m going to see that movie. I can’t help it. I read the books. As a feminist, I probably should be more appalled with Bella but whatever. She moved from Arizona to Washington State. Clearly the girl has problems. Let’s not waste our time drawing lines in the sand.

You want to know what makes it more amusing? Andy bought and read all the books before I did. Serious. That was why I had to read them. Because he’d stay up nights reading them and I had to know what the hype was about.

That was how I found out about the Sword of Truth books and I’m so very glad I read those. There is a method to my madness. Most of the time.



for future reference

I’ve been planning my vow renewal ceremony for ages and I finally found a dress that I’d absolutely love to wear that doesn’t completely knock my budget over and set it on fire. This lovely dress by Maria Lucia Hohan is perfect, although I’d get a different belt. I was thinking some variety of gold chain.

$700! Absolutely gorgeous. With a light circlet made of ribbon and ivy and we are in business. Yes! Something like this or this or this… And then crystal drop style earrings like either of these two, but with gold rather than silver.

In my daydream the dress is not a one shoulder and has the classic roman drape style, but this one holds all the charm and flows so beautifully.

I’m uploading all the shots on my photobucket for future use. And hopefully they continue to offer that dress for a few years seeing as how we have some time to go still. Ah, lovely lovely.

The reason we want to have a big vow renewal is because we never had a fancy wedding party like we wanted. We did a quick and efficient ceremony at the courthouse since doing into debt for one awesome evening isn’t our style. Or my style, rather. But the idea is that we take over an area (garden or setting near a lake, pond, or sea) and have a big party with music, food, and dancing.

I think Andy wants a catholic figurehead to do the officiating but I’m letting him take care of all that. Honestly, I could care less about it compared to the food, location, and decorations.

I’ve had our rings picked out forever, mine and his. I’m getting both since he picked out both our wedding ones.

Anyway. Finding that dress is so exciting!

What sorts of wedding dresses and things did you have/would you like to have? For curiosities sake, Warren Buffet is taking care of the balance for you.



overtired and thinking about mini marshmellows in the pantry

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I’m rather put off by Eve from olden time legends. If she hadn’t tried some forbidden fruit, I wouldn’t have to worry about doing laundry. The time I could save!

I wonder if nudists wear support garments too. I imagine they would. And they’d probably be really serious about aprons when cooking with grease on the stove. Although I imagine a great majority of nudists don’t cook with grease because they are vegetarian. Do vegetarians cook with grease?

So many unanswered questions. Jeeves, get cracking.

Whatever happened to Jeeves? He used to be the guy I always went to for info. I’ve been cheating on him with Wikipedia for years. Hopefully he’s moved on by now. And he doesn’t really strike me as the one to know about nudists. But maybe he does. Maybe he is one secretly and I’ve just never known. Maybe he and Wikipedia are in this together, the crazy yahoos. Google it. Youtube it.

Ah bedtime. Sweet crisp white sheets. I thank you in advance.



caution: bleeding heart liberal, floors are slick

It did snow on Saturday. Sunday was similarly cold and dreary. Which meant that Jas, Cody, and I spent our time doing dishes and laundry rather than frolicking outside. It was fun and productive.

Thankfully, those goofballs on the hill were productive too and passed health care legislation. Granted, it’s far from wonderful, but it’s a very important head start. A huge hurdle that’s been long in coming.

In listening to irate people on the radio, it got me wondering about things. I’m one of the most selfish people you’ll ever meet (especially around beef jerky) and yet to me it seems like we are put on this planet to do one thing: help each other.

When we die we can’t take our possessions with us, our heaps of gold, our favorite trinkets. We learned that from all the folks pawing through the Egyptians’ tombs looking for shiny stones.

047So what are we supposed to do? Regardless of your religious beliefs, why are we here?

Even if it’s because of some masterful cosmic stew without a certain hand stirring it, what is the point?

Is it to acquire things and give ourselves the best experiences of life? Is it to turn into slaves for the sake of our companions? Or perhaps a mixture of both.

Who knows. It all depends on how you look at things. Whether your glass is half full, half empty, lacking scotch (where is the waiter at anyway?), dirty, or really awesome at making rainbows out of sunlight.

We are all here. So let’s make the best of it. I’ll give a little more so that others will have a better quality of life. I’d want the same if I were in their shoes. Together we can all make this world a better place.

And as far as government control is concerned, let’s just keep voting out the bastards and rolling the die. It’s really all we can do.

We can make it better, if we try.