November, 2009

photos of flowers and craftiness

One of the things about being able to call yourself an amateur photographer is that when you show your flickr stream to Fellow Student Photographers, you don’t feel so ridiculous. I even prefaced with a warning that I haven’t taken any real shots in quite a while, and that my pics tend to be interesting only if you like nature photography.

Things that win: selling yourself short at the outset! hehe. =P But really now. I haven’t taken a lot of really nice pictures in a while because there has been lacking (a) time, (b) energy, and (c) a nice lens other than my telephoto. Which I love DEARLY but can only shoot with outdoors during daylight hours. I have never taken the time to learn how to manually focus while using flash because I really just do not care for flash. Also, that seems hard.

Anyway. I had brought my Nikon with me to class and left a little earlier than normal because dammit, I wanted some pictures of the autumn colors this year. I got some, yes I did. But my favorite shots featured a dying bush with the most delicate little brown flowers.

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I’m going to have to print out a shot and take it to a local nursery to figure out what kind of bush that is and whether it will grow in my yard. Because I positively love it to pieces.

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What a gorgeous, gorgeous plant.

Also, I must say that it feels weird knowing that my classmates will be able to birdwalk their way over here and see my photos. And then, like, tell me about it in person. Gah. I’m used to my flickr only being perused by people I’ve stalked into friending me or the foot fetish folks. That’s what happens when you post shots of the veins in your feet. The foot freaks flock. But seriously, veins are so interesting looking to me because of the colors. It’s interesting seeing how your body works.

Have I mentioned the lack of bodily fluids groups found on flickr? The world should be glad I do not own a macro lens (especially since I own a diva cup)(what? you know I’d post it)(and you’d be all, look at those phenomenal colors!). Because a few months ago I would have had some awesome shots of what blood clots looked like and I really think that the entire reason macro lens’s were invented was to show the beauty in our randomly made bodies. Have you ever looked at your skin underneath a microscope? It’s gorgeous with all the soft shaping and angles.

In other crafty news, I’ve successfully made TWO scarves. I amaze myself. They are pretty and comfy! The only thing I’ve discovered that I really don’t care for is weaving in the ends because I have taken to only using variegated yarns (solid colors are far too boring for my taste) so you have to get creative with the weaving. And by the time it gets that far, I just want to wrap the scarf around my neck and go frolic in the autumness.

Two completed scarves before the first frost. Holla.

Also, I stumbled into our local crafting store which is always A Bad Situation when I have spare cash and ended up investing in new needles. I’ve got some bigger chunky ones (9, 10, and 10.5), double-pointed needles in size 8, and a circular needle(s) in size 8. So now I have seven sets of needles (the first two are sizes 6 and 8).

And because you cannot buy needles without getting yarn, I got three bundles of delicious to start with.

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The two yarns on the left are for kid sized hats if I ever successfully figure that out. I started casting on for the hats on my circular needles but for some reason my brain could not wrap itself around how to do it properly and since I bought friggin 29″ circular needles (the length of the plasticy part), the stitches couldn’t wrap around the needles either. So I started with double pointed needles.

I am very frightened. I’m also making slow progress and started with the rainbow yarn to make Jas a hat with. It reminds me very much of the cinematography in Man on Fire. You should watch that movie if only for the colors. Also, Denzel Washington! But the colors, really.

Every time I sit down she asks if I’m going to work on her hat. She has a lot of faith vested in this hat and my ability to make it. Unnerving. But dammit, people have been making hats since before indoor plumbing was invented so I’m sure I’ll figure it out before long.

My internal deadline was for her birthday but this kid really just cares about the cake and whether or not she gets to help mix it. She loves to mix. If she gets to help make the cake, she will be content. I’m thinking of even letting her help me dye the frosting which will be the biggest thrill of her life. She really gets a huge kick of watching me do it so to possibly be let hold onto the little dye squirters? I can almost feel my ribs being broken by the ferocity of her hug.

The second photo shows off the scarf I’m making for Andy that I like to call Oreos In Your Teeth. In my temporary insanity I thought it’d be a great way to learn to stripe while carrying the yarn up the side of the scarf. No weaving in ends or anything crazy. Plus it was the best way to use the beautiful black-grey variant that I bought. They only had two “clumps” or rolls in stock and I had to have it. Plus I have two jumbo black rolls at home that I figured would just go splendidly together with it.

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I seriously love the scarf I’m making him. It is so soft because the variegated yarn is a really cushy yarn and contrasts well with the Red Heart Scratchy Black. I pet it a lot. Especially when I’m switching to the alternate yarn because I always forget the way that I weaved the yarn in previously so it feels like I’ve done it differently every time. Which isn’t a problem when the darker part of the yarn is being threaded oddly, since you can’t see it, but when it’s the lighter shade I tend to get cranky. I need to develop a method and just stick with it.

Andy, of course, is as thrilled as a peach that I’m knitting him a scarf. All the better to choke him with. I kid, I kid! I do not have the arm strength required for that. Ahem. I always feel weird making these jokes on the web because what if some psycho person actually chokes him with this scarf some day? It’ll totally look like premeditated murder on my part, all organized with text and pictures.

So please believe, I have no intention of killing him off even when he drives me crazy. Because who else would do my dishes and the laundry? And clean the gutters? And distract Jas while I down ice cream at an alarming rate in our kitchen (teamwork, y’all)? And still think I look hot even when there is green sludge flooding from my eyelids because I’m sick? And who finds it adorable when I spear my finger in his direction and berate him over the latest incident of upset?

Nope. That is too hard of a human to replace. Not to mention the several years worth of training I’ve been subtly applying, I’d hate to have to start all over again.



little things

One of the nice things about daylight savings time is that when I go home, the sun is setting around the buildings of the city. It’s very picturesque. The clouds all lined in gold and with waves of dark blue, purple, and magenta. So pretty.

Too bad this will only last for about a week or two and then it’ll just be black skies lit by street lamps.

Kind of like all the fire lit leaves of fall. They’re all turning brown now and I haven’t gotten out to take pictures at all this year. Two weeks of amazing color and then it all goes dull. At least I still have the sunsets.



woe followed by chocolate

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The past two weeks have been hellish, pregnancy wise. Little babeh likes to kick my stomach and snuggle his head into my intestines. Not cool, dude, not cool. Because of this, I’ve been distracting myself with brownies from The Best Bakery In The World. Hum, hum. I mean, seeing as how I need to drink gallons of milk just so to control the acid problem, I might as well enjoy them with brownies.

One of these days I’m going to be able to pull on a pair of pants and they will fit and it will be the greatest day. Glorious. Sadly, it is not this day.



why I can't watch fox news coverage

Last night while we were putting away groceries, I happened to be flipping through channels and stopped on Fox News. Truth be told, the only reason I stopped was because Mike Huckabee was on and I’ve always thought of him as a charming uncle type. Besides, he was a presidential candidate and I figured it’d be interesting to see what sort of topics come up on his show.

Not surprisingly, the latest Health care bill wielded by Nancy Pelosi was the topic of the moment, followed by a brief titter with Tom Delay about Dancing with the Stars (I cannot express how much it amuses me that he did the show, kudos). The thing that did surprise me, however, was how he approached the subject.

He had given three different comedians a copy of the bill previously and they were coming on to give their opinion on the bill. Okay. Obviously the major jokes were that ‘Umm… I’m a comedian and this was LONG’ and that it had a lot of legalese (dude, it does. I tried reading Max Baucus’s and my head started swimming. I don’t doubt that the bill in the house is written in just the same style. It’s what they do, write important legislation in such a way that you need to pay a person to decipher it. That’s why we have all those congressional aides.).

The one joke that I did not find funny in the slightest was the one posed by the sole female comedian. She joked that if she was to lose her employment, she’d have her substance abuse programs covered by the health care bill because since she’d be unemployed she’d have money for drugs, and that she’d have maternity care covered since with all the free time she could be popping out kids.

This woman joked that even if she lost her job, she’d still have access to health care. And then she laughed. And a few people in the studio audience laughed. And I, sitting on my couch at home, did not laugh. Because HAHA, this big, long, lengthy bill is attempting to overhaul a HUGE industry and provide access to health services to every citizen. And HAHA, I don’t think that shit’s funny.

That is something to be PROUD OF. That we are working towards improving the lives of all our citizens. And if we need a long bill to address those needs, I should think that we should do it. The last thing we need is a skimpy bill that accomplishes nothing, or a rushed bill that doesn’t serve our purpose and wastes tax dollars. What would be the point? Healthcare reform is a huge deal and it needs to be addressed from both sides of the aisle, because BOTH political parties have valid points and issues to address.

So anyway, I was not amused by her clever little way of demeaning the unemployed who cannot afford individual health care coverage.

After the three comedians presented their piece (and some of it was moderately funny because let’s be serious, this is like a huge three ring circus complete with a cracked door on the lions cage and several drunken clowns), one of them asked Huckabee if he’d read the bill. He conceded that he hadn’t read the newest version but he’d read the one previous and holy Hera was it crazy. I concur. Crazy shit indeed.

Then he showed a clip where on the previous show, they used a copy of the newest health care bill to play Twister. TWISTER. The game where you win because you can stick the proper appendage on the proper colored circle without falling over. THEY USED THE HEALTHCARE BILL TO PLAY HUMAN ORIGAMI WITH AND THAT WAS WHAT HUCKABEE CONSIDERED PROPER COVERAGE FOR THE HEALTHCARE BILL. Instead of, you know, READING the damned thing? And interpreting for the audience the parts you don’t like? Other than the length of course, which HAHA Mrs Aldridge Betsy McCaughey made sure to mention when she was on the Daily Show several months ago. We get it, the bill is fucking long. WHY DON’T YOU USE YOUR SHOW TO PROMOTE WHY YOU DON’T LIKE THE BILL?

I mean, let’s get some proper discussion going. Let’s get some solid Republican reasoning. You guys aren’t crazy, I know this for a fact. You have valid concerns. Voice them. Get your republican base screaming to their congressmen with valid points, not ‘omg this is a long bill’ and ‘don’t give health care to unemployed because they are lazy sex craved slums’. Mike Huckabee, this is your soap box. Stand up, raise the alarm. For goodness sake, don’t play Twister! TWISTER. *faints*

I mean, you were a presidential candidate. And TWISTER is what you consider to be an appropriate approach to sharing info with your viewers on such an important bill that spends OUR tax money? TWISTER?



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