August, 2009

let's put the fun in fundamental, yes?

Ironically enough, the history of the internet is terribly, terribly dull. Thursday in class, we watched a video that explained how all of this came about what with packet switching, Americana paranoia via Sputnik, and the creating of protocols. It was mildly interesting at the time. But sifting through pages of awful textbook text online about the history of the internet is enough to put one to sleep.

For the past ten minutes I’ve been researching answers to fill out a History of the Internet Chartsheet and for the past ten minutes, the only thing keeping me awake has been the babeh pressing his little appendages against my other organs. Thank goodness for babehs.

Still, it strikes me ridiculous that we aren’t instead asked to create a chart to diagram the process of the internet, or make a graph showing growth, or to do anything that might make this process the slightest bit interesting.

Instead we have to search for the answers which were already covered in the video on a website, jot them onto our paper and provide the URL as evidence. Bleh.

I hope the rest of the class isn’t going to be like this. Taking something amazing and fun and turning it into a plodding nightmare. It’s like having a nice orange and turning it into a potato. Disappointing. Especially since I self taught myself almost everything covered in this course back in high school. Ugh.

I’m not even being conceited about this… and yes, I’m as surprised as you are. Everything we’re doing on the syllabus (with the exception of using WYSIWYG editors Fireworks and Dreamweaver) is displayed in flamboyant color on Funky Chickens, my very first teacher of the htmls. Serious.

If I get anything less than an A+ in this class, I’ll be seriously displeased. That is, if I can stay awake long enough to do the assignments.



being a parent has it's perks

I own this and use it on our grilled cheeses and PB&Js. Jas doesn’t actually care whether her sandwiches have crust or not, she’ll eat them however they are prepared. I mostly do it for me because I find the idea of munching on dinosaurs so amusing. Especially when you dunk their heads in tomato soup!

Now I want a grilled cheese.



scholarly

I had my first class of the semester yesterday and it was kind of distracting since the baby kept kicking my ribcage. I mean, we were only reading over the syllabus and playing around with the Mac’s, but still. It was the fact that there was a creature playing around inside my body while I was at school. That’s never happened before.

Also I had “the talk” with my professor. I let him know that my due date was right around finals week so I was hoping to do it a bit ahead of time just in case. It’s a project rather than a test and he said that shouldn’t be a problem. I didn’t mention how there is a good chance the baby will come early…

It’s odd having a teacher in your age bracket. I swear he’s maybe only six years older than me. He said one of the best ways for us to contact him is facebook! What is this world coming to?

It’s also odd that I’m only one of three ladies in the class. What happened to all the womens? I’m used to our classes being closer to half and half. It will be an interesting semester to be sure.



domestic bliss

The next time Andy finds himself in Best Buy without supervision, there will be hell to pay.

I don’t think he’s aware how lucky he is that his genitals are still intact.



i think it's bash insurance company day

Many of the pundits attacking government health insurance rely on government health insurance for their own families. ~ David Gross

The man has a fabulous point. I’d like to know who among our Congressmen against public healthcare are using the system for their families. And I’d like to trade them for MY insurance company.

One of these days I’m going to scan in all my Explanation of Benefits statements (I could wallpaper my office with them) and work out all the financial aspects of it. Pie charts, breakdowns on what we’ve paid into automatically, co-pays, et cetera. I was going to do it after I’ve had the baby so that we can get a proper financial breakdown for how much it costs an insured person in the lower middle class to have a baby.

I knew it was going to be expensive from the start but I didn’t realize how much our insurance would fight to not pay every step of the way. It’s actually quite astounding.

I really think the true answer to our problem is that as a people, we insured expect a profit driven organization to provide services to us that they say they will, and then get offended when they change their minds because they are more concerned about the bottom line.

They are so slick about it too, writing things out in legalese that even their customer service representatives can’t translate into an understandable answer. Like how my medical insurance can’t tell me whether a doula is covered because the way the wording in their documentation is doesn’t specify whether a doctor authorized doula will be paid for services or whether the doctor has to be in the room supervising the doula the entire time to pay for the services. They don’t know. Seriously. I was given that as an answer.

I can’t wait until I can build up a savings nest egg and cancel this fucking medical insurance. Think about it, in twelve months having paid in $360 a month you’ll have $4320 at your disposal. Put that into a moderate savings account with interest and let it develop. In five years you have $21,600 sitting there, without interest mind you, waiting to help whenever you need to visit the doctor.

The main problem is that doctors and hospitals mark up their services so that when the insurance companies get their discounts, they are still able to make a profit. I can’t really fault them this seeing as how we do it at work whenever we do a warranty company job. We automatically add on money because we know they’ll knock some back off.

The problem is that this mark up hits those people without insurance and it knocks them down. That’s about the only reason I have any respect for our medical insurance, because it knocks off our price and I know that had we no insurance, we’d be paying much more for the services.

We wonder why this system is screwed up? Just look at it. It’s a mess.

I’m at a loss as to how to fix it but I can see where it’s broken.