October, 2008

Razzle Dazzle

I’ve got my wings on, green eyeliner, and a fluffy black scarf. Chilly Faerie for the win! =D

No one else at work dressed up.

Thanks a lot guys!

Heh. But since I’m the only “office” worker, it evens out. The office is having a costume contest and I win. Because I’m the only one in the office. And I dressed up. YAY! I should make myself a sash.

La Jasbaz went into daycare as a strawberry today. An angry strawberry, since she always has a grimace in the morning at daycare for some reason. It’s so funny. She frowns for the first few minutes that she’s there like she thought we were going to go somewhere else at seven forty in the morning. Silly girl. But as soon as I step out of the room and go sign her in, she’s happy and fine. I think she puts on a show.

I put her in a red turtle neck, red sweatpants, and a cute knitted strawberry hat. This one, actually. Yay Etsy! And with a side braid as well. She’s a super cute and fashionable strawberry.

Sometimes the cutest costumes are the simplest.

I’m still not sure whether we’re going to go out to the mall to trick or treat, or stay in the neighborhood. I do know however, that our porch light is going to be OUT because we don’t have any candy in the house. At least, not any candy we plan on sharing. It would be a good way to meet the neighbors though. We could hand out packages of Ramen noodles. Or hit up the local dollar store and get some candies. Jolly Ranchers! Lol, hand them out one by one.



Being sick has it's upsides

Man, my alarm clock should be fired. FIRED! I ended up waking up at seven a.m., refreshed and pleased because I didn’t hear the ranting bleeping of the alarm clock. Except that normally I get up at six so that I have time to get two lovely females looking their best before we go off to our respective jobs, taking peoples money and reading books.

So this morning was a flurry of crazy which ended in me skidding through the work doors twenty minutes late. Oops. Winter makes me late! I like to snuggle in my blankets. And apparently, sleep walk across the room to turn off the alarm clock and dive bomb back into bed. Sounds like something I’d do, but I don’t remember it. Oh well.

The real reason I hopped into WordPress instead of gallavanting around Runescape was because I wanted to share a picture. It’s something that I want to lead up to so that when you see it, it isn’t all GROSS! YUCK! WHY DID YOU UPLOAD THAT? I mean, I think the picture is pretty in an unusual way. I felt like I was channeling an inner Leonardo da Vinci when I took the shot. You know, since he used to visit hospitals and learn anatomy from their decaying carcasses. That’s the da Vinci I was channeling, the weirder side of him.

Anyway, I’ve been kind of sick lately in that I’ve had a lot of phlegm build up. It is so horrid to have to hock up junk from the back of your throat every morning. Absolutely vile.

This particular picture features a very determined blob of mucus that DID NOT COME OUT all day long, no matter that I spent a good bit of the day coughing to get rid of it. Slimy bastard. Anyway, now this particular section will be able to live on in semi-infamy, or at least until this webspace passes into the great Internet graveyard.

Behold, the Clingy Phelgm!

Little plop of yuck

“Don’t let me go!”

Okay so this picture doesn’t have a lot of character. I agree. But look at this next one. Clingy Phlegm is reaching out! Reaching out for love, affection, attention, someone who understands! It’s probably a hard life being mucus.

Stretch

“I’ll never let you go, Jack! I’ll never let you go!”

For the record, Clingy Phlegm is about to go on vacation from the trash bag off to wherever he and the Garbage Truck decide to go. Tour the world, Clingy Phelgm! Tour the world!



Hiya to my clothing doppelganger

I’d like to send some love forward to the universe because somewhere in this region, a girl my size with my style donated a bunch of clothes to the local thrift store and I picked them up. Have you ever had that happen? Where you find a bunch of clothes that seem tailored for you, sitting right where you happen to run your hand along the rack? That seem to make you stop to pause even though you aren’t sure why? And when you try them on they fit like a glove, like they were made for you and broken in by a friend.

That happened to me. My work wardrobe just got a bit comfier and snazzier.

I always go to a certain thrift store on the rich part of the city because then people donate the fancy fancy clothes so I can get big brand names for tiny prices – and don’t have to worry about them shrinking in the wash. ;D And seeing as how all of the local Homecoming dances have been had, the dress section was packed with cute dresses! If I had had sixty more dollars, I would have walked out with about ten dresses from the rack. x) But as it was, I only brought forty with me and drastically enhanced my wardrobe as well as Jas’s.

But now I’m curious about this other lady who wears what I like. I wonder if she got fatter and had to donate them, or if she got pregnant and donated them in a blinding rage (I’ve done that… and regretted it later) because she couldn’t into them and didn’t want to wear the damn black band expander with them, or if she passed away and her family donated them. Or if she is moving out of the country to go travel to Spain or Italy and could only take a small suitcase with her. Or if she joined the Peace Corp and has no reason for them. Or if she’s entered a nunnery because she’s fed up with the world and wearing pants – even if they are EXCELLENT pants.

I wonder who she is – if there are more than one of her – and what she does for a living. What her interests are.

Sounds strange, but I do that when driving too. I love when you are at the front of a pack and drive for a long period of time together, like on the highway. I always keep an eye on everyone and say a silent farewell as they peel off one by one to go to their destination. It’s like we are all connected in this moment, all a part of something bigger than ourselves.



A moment of silence for the green leaves

IF YOU LOVE GREEN THIS IS FOR YOU

changes

illuminated

crispy



Craigslist is awesome

+ Crotchrocket. Isn’t that the most hysterical word you’ve ever heard in your life? I’m going to have to google that just to find out what it is. Some sort of vehicle, I guessing.

+ If I keep bouncing around the furniture pages I’m going to get into some real trouble with my budget. Must resist cute chairs!

+ Someone is trying to barter web design services and that always raises the hair on my head. It’s a big competitive thing even though I’m not an expert at all – but still, it feels like my domain or something. So whenever I hear that someone is into it too, my eyebrow raises and it’s a size-you-up-show-down of sorts. At least, in my head it is. You know when a cat raises their hackles and they bend their spines up in a show of strength and agression..? Yeah. That’s what I do mentally. And this clown doesn’t know how to use the space bar so I feel like I’ve already won. *chest puff*

We’ll see once they send the link to their online portfolio…